"I tend to be very stupid and we won't talk about this."
While I am in _no way_ comparing myself to the Grand Dame, I ran across this and I thought my own version would be ....maybe insightful, definitely funny. Formatting borked because I'm still using Blogspot but I think it's pretty comprehensible. Why are blogging platforms married to weird one and three quarters space bullshit? The preview is so spread out it makes baby Jesus cry and go WTF google? You can kill kids but you can't fix this? Losers. The Maenad Morning Routine Wake up (stuff) Get out of Bed Go to the bathroom Sit on the bog and contemplate the void until you are done Come back to bed - return to bed and get back up in 45 minutes or Get up Boot up the computer (Industry) Go to the bathroom again Make bed and tuck in plushies Put on glasses Put on any clothings from the bed adjacent pile that suit your that-moment sensory needs Get meds, -either put on coffee and get something to drin...